Tag: Mom Humor
Worst Advice Ever: Vomit Edition
Vomit is the worst.
The only thing worse that a child throwing up every two hours all night long is the ridiculous and inane advice...
Pet Spotlight & Answering Toddler Fish Questions
Since my daughter (E) turned 4, she has been begging us to get a pet, her very first!
We live in an apartment, so our...
Christmas Break Diaries
December 23rd - Day 1 - I spend most of the day trying to convince my kids that Christmas is not tomorrow.
They still don't believe...
Confessions of a Messy Mom
I seem to have a lot of friends whose houses are always spotless and organized. They could have Better Homes & Gardens show up...
Never Would I Ever
I will never do that when I have kids.
It’s a popular cliché, the idea that in the rosy pre-child-invasion phase of life we make...
Choose Your Own Adventure: Parenting Edition
Parenting is a series of choices.
Your basic job as the person raising this child is to make the initial decisions that will chart the...
A Toddler’s Thoughts on Learning to Walk
As soon as I became a parent, I feel like I started getting the question "so what developments is she doing now?"
And don't get...
13 Reasons My Little Girls Were Crying This Week
I hate crying.
I mean, personally. If you need to sob it out, please go ahead, I will get you a tissue and offer an...
Time to Confess
Let me start by saying MJ is deep in the “threeanger” phase.
He is independent when he wants to be, totally needy other times, throwing...
Everything I Need to Know About Being a Mom I Learned...
A lot of mom-ing for me has been learning on the job. Sure, I consult Dr. Google, our actual Dr., my family and friends,...
Writing Letters To Camp Is My Personal Hell.
It’s not that I don’t love my eldest daughter.
It’s not that I don’t want to support her burgeoning independence in every way possible. It’s...
9 Songs to Sync with Daily Mom Drama
Last week as I was driving to work I glanced in my rearview mirror and gave a little yelp. My heart skipped and my...
Listen Up! Five Popular Parenting Podcasts
I love listening to podcasts.
They combine companionable conversation with the convenience of on-demand digital programming. I depend on podcasts to get me through any and...
The Top 5 “Mom Resolutions:” Why they never work, and simple...
As Moms we resolve to make positive changes in our lives with the dawn of each New Year, always seeking to improve ourselves, our...